Our teen Blues 101 clinic is tomorrow. My keyboard, acoustic guitar, electric guitar, amp, laptop, and Harmon Cardon speakers are at the back door and ready to be lugged in. Here’s the little tune I whipped up for the occasion [it's only partially sarcastic]:
I woke up this mornin’
couldn’t get outta bed
when the boss-lady called me
I pretended I was dead
cause I got the blues
the librarian blues
my fingers smell like books
and I got that “librarian look”
yeah, I got the blues
I got mammas complainin’
there’s a cuss on page 3
they scoured the shelves
but there ain’t enough movies rated G
I got the blues
the librarian blues
all my books are overdue
the man’s got me wearing librarian shoes
yeah, I got the blues

